Weird New Jersey Part 1

So, there I was... innocently walking down one of the main streets near the police station in the neighboring town of Scotch Plains when all of a sudden...

EEK!

Oh, no! It's looking at me with an evil gleam in its eye! The EVIL EYE! ACK!

Does it BITE??? EEP!

And, not only were there unwatched sheep and goats by the police station/town hall, there was this sign. I think whoever put it up needs to go to that hypertension clinic. Spacy, dude.