A True Tragedy

The much beloved Grinch leapt to his death from a Westfield, NJ balcony earlier today in front of a crowd of shocked bystanders. In a note left behind, Mr. Grinch spoke of mounting medical bills due to health issues he's been facing for the last 40 years with his enlarged heart. Max, the Dog, expressed a bit of relief when he said, "I'm getting a bit old to drag that sleigh around anyhow." Little Cindy Lou Who, in an interview, asked, "Who will carve the roast beast now?"

The funeral will be private at the request of the lack of family, but any Whos in Whoville will be notified of the memorial service.