The New Jersey Baby Jesus(es) Caper

Proving New Jersey can be twisted at times...

This news comes from Sayreville, most commonly known in recent days as the hometown of rocker Bon Jovi. Four local teens from that town stole over 25 baby Jesus figures from manger displays throughout the area. Their plans? "We were going to burn them." Their reasoning? "We were bored." Hey, I know Sayreville isn't a thrill a minute, but they could have just worn cowboy boots and hats, grew big hair and learned to play guitar.