Overheard on NJ Transit Train...

...Saturday evening heading into Manhattan, a huge (I mean huge, we're talking 6'4" or so) black transvestite dressed to the nines with a guy who looked like a working shmoe...

(S)he: So, you're buying my ticket right?
He: I work all kindsa hours. My wife has sex with two men. I'm 37 years old and it's now my time to shine.

Um.

Okay, more than I wanted to know, I think.